[There is a Tribble on her head.

There is a TRIBBLE on her HEAD.

Annnddd all over her room. Her floor is covered like a bad shag carpet. She doesn't look pleased.]

Okay. I know these things are cute, but this is like an epidemic. Can't we do some population control? Kill them humanely? Throw them out the window? SOMETHING?

Soubi..., is this some kind of weird collection you're starting?

I know this is both our room now, but this...[Turns the camera to show about 5 furry creatures purring on his desk.] is a bit much.

You can keep these, but no more!

[Jumps when something nips at his ankle.] Another one? Just how many of you are in here?!

[The video flashes on to Ritsuka looking at something. He has a bruise on his cheek and a bit of blood clothes but for the most part seems fine.]

That's not a bandage, that's called duct tape. No! Don't put it there!

[Looks back to the camera.]

Is there a doctor or anyone good at first aid? Oz, really needs some stitches.

It's not that bad.Then ( Read more... )

[Wallace and Kio are quite happily tucked up together in Wallace's room, enjoying the after glow, music quietly playing in the background. To be honest he couldn't be happier that he'd found a bed partner like Kio, he was attractive, fun, flirty,  and had glasses - his life was set. He'd been getting sufficiently shit faced on martinis as always, ( Read more... )

[Soubi is in the library. This isn't particularly strange; he comes here a lot when he has nothing else to do. He hasn't been here since Ritsuka arrived, though; he hasn't been anywhere but with Ritsuka since then. Still, this particular plot calls for a trip to the library alone. He's trying to make it quick. His eyes are skimming the pages of a ( Read more... )

[The camera is just inches from her face, which is red and streaked with tears.]

You know what? Fuck you, Author. Fuck you.

[Wallace appears on the feed, smiling broadly. He's stood in the kitchen and there's the sound of hissing in a pan.]

Alright, people, so this ghost stuff sucks ass and has got us all a little down. I'm thinkin' cooked breakfast all round?

You hear that? That's the sound of manor bacon hitting the pan, and today a child is born to us and his name will ( Read more... )

[The first thing Faith realized when she woke up in the Manor was that this was not the city anymore. The second was that Kate wasn't there. The third was that she did not recall falling asleep ( Read more... )

[The video is a little blurry at first but it finally comes into focus on a very young and confused looking boy with cat ears. Said ears are currently pressed back against his head.]Um, morning, my name is Ritsuka. Aoyagi Ritsuka. I am not really sure where I am or how I got here... Could someone tell me just what in the world is going on here ( Read more... )

[Anyone passing by the game's room on the first floor at around 10am will hear a loud thumping, sounding suspiciously like someone banging on a door. Meet Wallace, a sad sack who was punted out of the game room at midnight last night and is desperate to get back in and finish his game.]

Oh come on! I was like this close to being able to save it you ( Read more... )